A Tale of Two Weddings

Liberal logic:  African American wedding planners have a right not to plan a wedding at a Plantation, because that has them participating in a glorification of slavery.  But Christians must be compelled to participate in making cakes to celebrate the "marriage" of two guys.

Here's a pic of an exchange posted on Cracked, a humor site, about an African American woman not wishing to do the Plantation marriage:

Now what if we did the same conversation, but it was a Christian baker and gay man?

Him:  "We love your bakery!"
Christian:  "Oh great!  Do you understand the concept of the brand?"
Him:  "Yes, and we love it.  We're both about faith!"
Christian: *pauses* "...ok, that's great.  So where are you in the process?"
Him:  "We only have the cake idea so far."
Christian:  "Great!  What's the idea?"
Him:  "To have two grooms on the top and it say, 'Tanner and Chad 4ever' in pink icing"!
Christian:  "I don't do those kind of wedding cakes."
Him:  "Is there a problem?"
Christian:  "I'm Christian."
Him:  "Oh, I know!"
Christian:  "So why would you think I'd do a cake celebrating the sin of sodomy?"
Him:  "Well, it's not you having sex, it's just you baking!"
Christian:  "But it helps celebrate the sinful sex you have, does it not?"
Him:  "Well...I mean...we already decided on it."
Christian: *petty rising* "So all you need is a good and decent Christian to make it for you?"
Him:  "Yeah.  And chop chop!"
Christian:  "Thanks for the interest, but I won't be able to help you.  I'll pray for you."
Him:  "We'll sue!  It's our right to have you violate your conscience and your faith for our way of life!"

Yeah, I had to change the last few lines, as homosexuals are apparently not as polite, decent and well-mannered as idiotic southern racists are.  Unlike the naive racism of some oblivious whites, the modern homosexual is strident in knowing that it's his world, and we just pray in it till Judgement Day.

PR is crucial

Drunkards need a PR guy. He can help us get a flag, like the LBGTQ one. Then we can get drunk in the chapel and yell, "We're here, we drink beer, get used to it!" and advocate for ministers to give sermons while drunk.

Because that's how it works, right? Churches are to "accept" and "tolerate" everything and everyone no matter what, right? Just because a church sees a sinner sinning doesn't mean they are to ever judge, huh?

A church is just there to say - well, not "now, now", that would be too harsh and judgmental, but rather, a church should just, well, shut up and let people go about as they please. If anything, they should give sermons on how the people are correct to do as they please, right?

I mean, isn't alcoholism a disease? Isn't it in my nature, as surely as it's Tanner's nature to hook up with Chad?

Yeah, I just heard about Australia. Another continent fallen to the idiocy that is the LBGTQ "cause". Where a minor and sinful fetish is now enshrined as a way of life to be revered and never questioned.